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Friday 21 February 2014

The Gym Brigade - The Sinner's Venom !


Gym is a noun and not a verb! Workout is the verb associated with gyms. Anybody who understands the difference, understands the importance of the Gym. Going to Gym is not the qualifier  here,  while actively working out is!

Modern lifestyles, pollution, mechanization, junk (Fast) food, rampant abuse of everything natural and organic, have given birth to problems and diseases that were relatively unknown or rare earlier. Heart conditions, Back problems, respiratory problems, cancers, diabetes, kidney stones, blood pressures, vitamin deficiencies,  take your pick and you will probably be fighting  at least one.

Technology had made our lives easier,... or has it really??  When was the last time you climbed a couple of flight of stairs? or maybe just ran for a short distance ( maybe to catch a bus)?  when was the last time you stood in a queue? or gone to the local market in scorching sun ( vitamin D)? Imagine navigating through an airport without travellators and escalators !! Imagine washing your own clothes without a washing machine , or  even cleaning your own car... It has been conclusively proven that there is a direct connect between all these factors and the current spew of  ailments.
   
In times that we are living in, open fields, playgrounds, access to stadiums and swimming pools etc. are seriously limited to the fortunate few, who either have the financial muscle or proximity to these facilities. For others, there is the neighborhood Gym! Even with the 'biological residue' or 'dingy basements'  as, my very learned friend points out, I would take it, any day.   Not everybody can afford the swanky gyms on the high street or the star hotel.  I much rather take my chance with these biological residue than fighting a chronic back ailment. Of course I shall give them a sermon on basic hygiene standards.

In my humble opinion,  as far as Gym-habits go, most people can be divided into four categories.

Category A :    The Dumbass " Gymmer" .. these category goes to the gym for reasons that are completely " un reasonable".  These are boys and girls who idolize some celebrity with a great body, and hit the gym hoping to build a body like them. These category, chooses the most fancy gyms, pays extra for personal trainers, consume all kinds of body building 'powders" steroids included, in their quest to get the results as quickly as possible. . In their steroid-induced dumbness , they would spend hours in front of a mirror , flexing muscles, mapping each millimeter of muscle gain,  walking around with t-shirts that their kids should fit into, and post their  intolerable pictures all over social media. Again the Brown-bread, egg white consumers are these category. Their only, I repeat, ONLY expectation from this whole exercise is to somehow look good enough to attract some equally dumbass member of the opposite sex.  These are the variety who does everything  DK , said and more...
Category B  :  The Kick Ass "Gymmer"....  Now these are your serious gymmers. They do not care about the quality of the gym and the equipment , but only about the quality of the 'work-out" . This category worships their own body and counters all the abuse and the ill-effects of the modern day lifestyle by trying to fight them.... by staying fit . They understand the importance of  balance in 'R-E-D'..  In Gym parlance, it stands for  Rest-Exercise-Diet. These are the category who will be very cautious about what they put into their mouth and constantly check labels of all products. They would understand their own body metabolism and adjust the R-E-D accordingly. This is where any kind of nutrition supplementation comes in. Logic is very simple, If you are working  your ass off  in the gym and burning calories, then you need to put in enough fuel ( read protein, carbs and vitamins) for your body to be able to counter the effect of heavy workout. The motivation here is not to build a body for others, but for self preservation.
Category C : The Non-Gymmer;   this is the category who cant be bothered. they are too lazy or indifferent about themselves to bother looking towards a workout regime. They usually have excuses by the dozen, as to why, they cant work out, common one being, " too busy with work/studies" , physical disability or ailments, and of course nature of the job, bad experience etc . This Category normally is so far away from a fit body that they feel, no matter how much they work out, it will not be possible to get back to shape. Interestingly, most people in this category will also live in denial or on past glory ! " In my school days I used to be a Gymnast / cricketer/  long distance runner" .This category normally has huge beer bellies and body fat to make a hippo shy!! The only strong muscle they have is in their jaws !!
Category D : The Non-Conformist Preacher ;  This is the most dangerous category. These are guys have disdain for anything new or "western" as a concept. Their natural reaction is to look at everything with disdain and doubt the core philosophy. Not only will they reject the idea of a gym, they will also influence every body within their span of influence. This category normally preaches about the ill-effects and negatives without fair consideration and put the scare of God in all the fence sitters. They confirm to Kejriwal's philosophy of Anarchism!!
Finally, Not all food supplements out there are harmful.  It is multi-billion dollar industry world wide and huge amount of money and research have been spent on researching these products. Food supplementation as the name suggests is only to "supplement" dietary requirements that cannot be fulfilled by consumption of normal food. Nobody disputes the intake of "natural and organic" diet. However, if a person is going through a heavy workout and needs lets say 160 gms of protein supplementation, he would probably be required to have 30 eggs, or maybe 2 kgs of dal or maybe two -three whole chicken. This requirement can be easily supplemented by a protein Isolate powder. the reason despite "working-out" all day, ploughing fields the laborer does not develop bulging muscles, is because they probably do not get enough supplementation for the kind of nutrition their body requires. Look at the physique of the Kenyan long distance runners.
Like all products, there are several cheap imitations and harmful fakes out there in the market. These are normally aggressively marketed by smart marketers, who  mislead and trap the gullible "Category A" to by these products.

Bottom line “beware of marketers" .. What do you say ?

"every saint has a past & every sinner has a future"

Thursday 20 February 2014

The Gym Brigade - The Saint's Take !

Agreed , staying fit is a must, however i cannot comprehend the ‘bhed chaal’ of the mango man towards gym’s for this purpose.

My take on this.

Gyms prominently showcase images of body builders to appeal to the male psyche. Ask the women & they’ll tell you they just prefer ‘normal’ men who are fit. Their stress is on intellect & the more you gym the more braun you develop.

Most (middle class) gyms are in poorly ventilated basements, leading to cross infections on a high dose, since every one is perspiring & leaving behind a whole lot of biological residue through sweat, breath & saliva.

Every gym goer from day 1 is seen wasting a lot of time in front of a full sized mirror. He is either admiring himself or fantasizing about what will never be. It’s been researched & documented that not even 40% of joiners gym regularly over a year’s period.

Gyms advice the standard foods to one & all. Any doctor worth his salt will tell you that different foods react differently on different people. Brown bread & egg whites are currently in vogue. As a bakery chef I can’t get any more disgusted. For gods sake please bake a bread with ATTA at home and see its texture & color. Be careful while handling it. It may crush your toe if it falls. Hey ! how then are the commercial brown breads all so soft & so brown? Simple, they are made of just the regular maida + some bran & a lot of brown color. Yes, Brown color!!! The kinds that has its origins from something you use on a daily basis. Petroleum! So much for good health!!! 

In simple terms the local kirana man sees a sharp increase in brown bread consumption the moment a gym opens in his vicinity. Please observe that this ‘so called brown bread’ will inevitably be far more expensive than the regular loaf. Well it has to be. After all it has the gym instructors commissions incorporated into the pricing & also the marketing mans fees who concocted this nefarious scheme.

The same logic applies to the egg white story. OK! I had the whites. So what do I do with the yolks??? In an age where an egg costs a good Rs.6-8 a piece, how many can afford flushing it down. Nateeja, while you diet someone else in the house is fed the yolk. He/she goes on to bloat with the high cholesterol diet & over a few months/years hits the gym. Incremental business again. If you will care enough to google up the production of ‘unfertilized eggs’ (which most of us are forced to consume due to cost effectiveness & are actually the ones available at this price), you will be glad your body has withstood such prolonged abuse.

The best of them all however is the ‘protein shakes’ & ‘whey protein” prescriptions. As a qualified chef I find it difficult to identify food substances (on a daily basis) that are devoid of proteins. Why then do we need a 2 – 5 kg tin of some powder which we will never know what it is composed of. The best thing about them is every pharma whom you contact for this will only have large swanky tins which have a ‘made in usa’ or any other godforsaken country mentioned on it. Simply put it cannot be made in India. Its too complicated a formula to be cooked up here. Factually , you will not pay so much for an Indian product. If whey has so much protein, why not make it at home, have it and save the moolah?

Spare a moment and look around yourself. The lower strata of society neither can afford nor is bothered about whey proteins, they however seem to flaunt 6 packs if not all of 8. Bottom line, hard work wins over work-outs!

At times it takes a lifetime to understand, but a moment post realization you have changed your life altogether. 

What do you say? I am anxious to know your thoughts.

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